JOKES.. more lame wans

before i move on to serious stuff.. haha i jokes to tell you....

Small Kid: I wan a little brother for christmas

SAnta Claus: OK.. send your mum to me... 

hohoho...

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Kid: Daddy, daddy, whats the different between confident and confidential

Daddy: I'm confident that your my son. That's confident.

KId: so wats confidential?

Daddy: YOur friend,Billy is also my son. Now, thats confidential. Dun tell your mum.

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Did you catch it? oh i just like this song.. ignore the video k.. bad for health

Common Ground But Different

Ok.. Dont ask me what the tittle about.. THis is wat weird people do wen they emo.. LOL.. They think of weird stuff and they dont even know wat it means..

And dont tell me is ok, when its not ok.. Cause i know its not till something is done.. God will nt give the rain, if the farmer don't lossen the soil.. and today rr was a failure ok.. HAiz.. it really discouraging la.. Im not blaming anyone la.. Mostly myself la. I mean i knew something would went wrong but some how i chose to ignore it. Haiz.. !@#$%^& 

To cut the story short, today rr ended up wai yip have top go through shame and scolding from other peole, and the feeling was just bad la... BLABLA........... Yea, you haven't realised this post have nothing to do with the tittle.

ANyway, im stoping here la... It might go down somemore, but i belief we can go through this la. 

WHoa, still reading huh.. Okla.. Common Ground BUt different is something God place in my heart few minutes ago. So i stil dont know wat it means but i guess i will soon find out la.

SPM versus Recess Revo versus Ex.A.M. versus Pall Mall

Ok.. to all my faithful blog reader (haha..as if i have many readers) i finally get to blog as much as i wan this tym. Haha... So here i go..

Basically, it has been hard la for me to juggle my studies and CF nowadays. Yea i know, technically we hand down ad but still there's still something missing in CF and I'm still working very hard for it. Haha.. (Its not easy to keep a CF alive ok. :p) .

But you see the thing about guys rite ( okla, maybe not all guys, maybe its just me) , they can't multitask ( i mean i cant) so to excel in my studyis really getting very tough. And yea, my mum is pushing me to go to don't know how many different type of add maths crash course. Haiz... I mean i not an add maths student la.. why cant you just let me go?? Sien.. I mean i score my history and maths and pass my moral XD.. Dun you see that , mum??? sien.. As if she find out about this blog...

and allow me to show you this equation.
Sjil = Saya Paling = Pasti Mudah = Mati

And the sting about this SPM ar.. Is really Stress, Pain, Mafan wei... Haiz... Is seriously getting very tense up la.. AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I dont even know why i so tense up also.. Haiz.. ANd every time i get tense up.. There is always this thought... CIgarrete.. Oh, check out this cute gal...



how i wish i could burn all my stress in that puff of cigarrete.. Oh yea.. ( for those who doesn't know) Yea the author of this blog is ex smoker.. ( erm.. i think he stop ad la)


Anyway, ytd in taipan, i saw my friend smoking my favorite brand of cigarrete. and i was super stress that time.. so yea, it was my favorite brand..... erm... why not la... So i asked her for a stick la.... and then, i took it home.. But somehow... there's wasnt portable fire at home so yea.. (screw it la) then no fire, how to burn that stick??? but then after a long thought..

before burning stick

During fire burning stick and smoke coming out from the stick

SO called in paradise la... (but honestly, the feeling is really good)

After finish burning... THis is wat happen

haha.. yeap like it or not.. we know what does cigarrete does to us rite.. So yea... Dun smoke la.... YEa, talking to myself now....

Yeap, honestly this is something im still trying to learn and i hope you guys will too. Simply to find peace and rest in Jesus. For me it is prove beyond a doubt that he is real now. ANd i really wan to trust in hm but at times it is really hard. Im sure yoiu guys know wat i mean la.. But it is written in Proverbs 3

⁵ Trust in the LORD with all your heart
and lean not on your own understanding;

⁶ in all your ways acknowledge him,
and he will make your paths straight. ^a]">[a]

YEa.. I hope i didn't bring anyone down by faith with this blog today. If i have, then it is simply that i am imperfect and its not God ok???if you wan to call me a hypocrite so be it la.. becoz..IS REALLY WHAT I THINK MAH... Haha... Jesus Love you

this is who i am today

Ok.. never in my life i will thought wat i become today.. Alrite... this is it man...

I going against the flow of nature man... I being a chnage.. i being a pain to others.. I being a recess revolutionist...... For more info go to www.urtherevolution.com

Blala.... IM back

Yo.. anybody miss me?? ryte..( talking to myself again.. ignore me)

Anyway.. I dun really have to all the time in the world to blog about my story.. cause you know me rite.. very cheong hei de.... oh i realise i cant pronounce 'vise' properly and i said wise instaed... Haiz... This sux man... anyway.. time for another joke.....

Son: Mummy, Why did you married dad??

Mother: So, you have been wondering too huh...

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Maybe one more...

Injured Patient: Doctor, i have body ache everywhere... Anywhere i touched, it hurts..

Doctor: You have a broken finger....

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Bla...... I jsut dont know la.. Oh xin, if you ever gonna read this.. erm, i just want to tell you again.. Take care la k.. <3...

And to all H1n1 Patient, i really want to give you a hug, So come look for me... :) happy staying at home

Hey to the one and only 5R, you guys rock man........

And maybe we might just have ONE MORE SHots

13th National SPM Bible Knowledge Quiz 2009

SO after months of preparation, we have finally went to BK quiz 09. Haha.. It was fun and sad at the same time. ANd i sure burn alot of fat though. Haha.. it was fun la.. YOu get to meet new people and you answer the question the the quiz master ask the question and wen you know the answer.. you start to shout you know the answer.. Heheh... Plus un Sai kee came all the way from Pahang to attd today's quiz. and i meet a girl which is in my group from AR2, but i forget her name la.. Hahah.. shes kinda cute...

But the sad part was, im suppose to qualify to the seconmd round but i didn't. Haiz.. long story la... i emo whole day untill Damien (Da-man) came in. And he told me the country jokes

Q：Country which is very dirty

A： Germ many

Q:  US state which is the cleanest

A: WASHington

Q: the coldest country

A:　太冷 （thailand)

Q: The most rich stae in the US

A: Tax us (texas)

Q：The most bising country in Japan

A: Talk yo (tokyo)

and there is plenty more... i just cant remeber.. he really cheer up my day la... thx yo.... anyway.. is over and it has been a very long day... and Its over